- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Handy Man!
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Jim Dandy was a real handy man,
He loved to lead a parade protests.
He was born with three arms and three hands,
While singing "We Shall Overcome" best!
He was a little bit on the "Right,"
And he thought every protest worth it.
He was pure "Hell on Wheels" in a fight,
And he never liked to take no shit!
If he found a Damsel in distress,
He'd climb on his big white horse and ride!
Jim Dandy could clean up any mess,
And a bully Jim wouldn't abide!
Jim Dandy thought he was pretty mean,
But that string disappeared pretty fast.
He lost his third arm in a machine,
Now he lives a "normal" life at last!!
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