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Hansel and Gretel!

byUncle Pervey©

Hansel and Gretel,
Were two delicious twins.
Their sex felt so good it made them grin.
They went out one day,
And wandered far away!
And this is how my story begins.

Hansel and Gretel,
Enjoyed each other so.
Hansel was so big and handsome too.
Gretel was his Queen,
And they'd just turned eighteen,
Both of them enjoyed an oral chew.

Hansel and Gretel,
Played with each other so!
They loved fucking like two horny Krauts.
Lost out in the woods,
They just plain didn't care.
The sex was all they worried about.

Hansel and gretel,
Where could they find some rest,
And where could they ever rest their head?
Even though they looked,
They couldn't find no place.
And where could they find a double bed.

Hansel and Gretel,
Came on a small white house,
With Ginger bread trim and an old witch.
But they didn't care,
And didn't feel afraid,
They just had to kill the silly bitch.

Hansel and Gretel,
Slipped in to the white house,
They found the witch cooking and they grinned.
They pushed her inside,
When she lit her oven.
And that's how they did the old hag in.

Hansel and Gretel,
Now live out in the woods.
And the ginger bread house is their own.
For with the witch dead,
They have her double bed.
And a house that they can call their home!!

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