- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Happy Pilgrims
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The Pilgrims were a happy clan
who happily ate turkey,
but reasons for their happiness
may seem a little murky..
Few people know the reason
they stopped at Plymouth Rock,
for there were better places
to place their boat in dock..
They wrote in their journal
of their ever-growing fear..
You see these happy Pilgrims
were nearly out of beer..
Their kegs were nearly dry,
so they took down their sail
and landed there at Plymouth
to brew a batch of ale..
