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- Haven't a fucking Clue: case 2
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Haven't a Clue: case (2)
the case of the Dildo that glow
The Parker Brothers Mansion stood on Maple drive
a little more lustered when Mr. Parker was alive.
The night of his demise, the guest's got a surprise finding they're gracious host, up and dies.
Inspector Clit'o ... found ... a Dildo
having a peculiar radiant glow
"This is very strange you know?"
Inspector clit'o had the guest lined up in a row
"This murder weapon was found in Mr. Parkers...
asssssk me where I found it?" Inspector Clit'o grinned
"I shunt give away any clues,"
looking at all the guest's shoes
"As professional as I can be I really must plea...
for the woman to show me there pussy,"
the gasping was heard, "this is absurd"
Cried Mrs. Peacock
"Do you have something to hide...
any glowing goo inside?"
Inspector Clit'o spat kindly shy
Mrs. Peacock dress then rise
Inspector Clit'o's glance confirmed
Mrs Peacock had not been wormed
with the glowing cream dildo ream
her little kitty was squeaky clean.
Mrs. White did the same by surprise
spreading her legs for inspection
Clit'o with magnifying glass
"Okay, Mrs. White passed!"
Then to Mrs. Scarlett well known harlet
didn't bat an eye, her leg rise
inspector Clit'o poked and prodded
coming up nodding
'"Mrs Scarlett can go," Clit'o went down the row
looking at the men with an inquisitive eye
"This is a bit more serious" Clit'o said non flirtatious
"drop your pants and turn around please!"
The ladies chuckled, the Colonel blurt out
"I beg your pardon sir?" his common whiskey slur
Mr. Green said "Okay!" turned around butt bare
spread his cheeks which was rare!
Professor Plum did the bare butt spin
with an intelligent grin
Inspector Clit'o went to the Colonel toe to toe
"Can I see your ass hole please,"
The Colonel exposed himself reluctantly
his tanless white ass glowed profusely
putting the dildo to his match
Inspector Clit'o, did a head scratch
"The Colonel did it...with a dildo that glow"
proclaimed proudly Inspector Clit'o
"I know where it was done and by who...
but why? I haven't a 'fucking' clue."
- COMMENTS
twelveooneover 19 years agoend of case
on a more serious note, this could have been a little more cleaned up (no not that way)
Dildo that glow - glows
Mrs. Peacock dress then rise - confused about intent here
Then to Mrs. Scarlett well known harlet - again, Scarlett comma?
not to be an anal grammerian, but...
This is great:
asssssk me where I found it?" Inspector Clit'o grinned
"I shunt give away any clues,"
Love it, as was this:
Inspector Clit'o's glance confirmed
Mrs Peacock had not been wormed
with the glowing cream dildo ream
her little kitty was squeaky clean.
