- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Homo Erectus
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Click hereas promised with the thought that this could also be titled poetic evolution.
He began at last to walk upright,
create weapons made of stone,
build a fire against the night,
carve idols made of bone.
Paleoanthro-prosodists disagree:
how controled his use of fire or
implied speach resembling chimpanzee,
what those strange rocks were used for.
Based on the fosil sites,
spred across the world, that shout,
E was a busy bugger, pushed his luck
burning fuel against the night,
cracking marrow with his mate.
I wonder if he'd give an 'uck'
for how the world's turned out.
Fire sure is a tricky devil;
it's certain he got burned
while engaged in pageon revels,
but at last, by god, he learned
Idols true found tricky,
devils hidden from the light;
fire even now will not dispell
the horrors of the night.
Saipens invented paper
beat the hell out of carving rock
but Sapiens thinks with his brain
Erectus thought with his cock.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 10 years agoI liked the word play here, Harry, and I'm assuming the typos were deliberate.
Greenmountaineer here. For some reason, I still can't post comments under my log-in.
erectus123over 10 years agoThe girls say it is only good if it is up, I'm sure the gay bottoms would agree--and it is an honor that you have fucked me, I mean stuck me there !
As for my sexuality, remember we are on the internet, where prevarication and exaggeration are not permitted, I can't help it if I have known some transsexuals who could pass as beautiful women. I never considered them anything but beautiful women. Does that open the closet door? Oh well, it does get stuffy in there, but I would gladly trade 20 years for the experiences I have had, for what is life without living?
HarryHillover 10 years agoAuthorI'll take this down tomorrow. but like you said. I promised (or threatened :)) I was not trying to put down anyone's sexuality and anyway, technically you're bi-sexual and I'm just hairy Harry.
erectus123over 10 years agoHomo erectus, also known as the upright man (walking that is) although in certain environs, it refers to a gay with an erection. Which do you prefer? What I love about my gay friends is their civility, artistic talents and acceptance of generalities. Take your choice. Are you aware that the name of the first Homo erectus was Hairy? No relation I assume, but those guys were famous for bad spelling, I mean bad smelling. Anyway, we all love you Hairy, I mean Harry and my erectus salutes you! I think he likes you! In the meantime I am pool side, busy chewing walnuts for my little dog who seems to eat them faster than I can chew. Who says this place is going to the dogs? Keep on this topic, at least for four hours before calling the doctor, dear Harry, for what is a man without his Erectus but a sober law abiding citizen with an empty dance card..... lov ya Hairy!, I mean Harry. When are we going to the Burrito King? I'm buying....who says there is no such thing as a free lunch? No, we are not taking turns!
