- Erotic Poetry
- Humpty Dumpty Rewrite
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Could't put Humpty
Together again
Original Mother Goose song
Below is my reimagined verison of the above
Humped me up against the wall
Them dumped me
When after he humped me
This girl started to fall
All my threatening noises
And all my rants about loser men
Could't do the trick
'Cause after he humped me
He still dumped me
With a cold sneer and a heartbreaking warning
To lose his number and never ever call him again
2009 Ramona Thompson
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