I Kissed a Gay Guy

Rewrite of Katy Perry's hit I Kissed A Girl

This was never the way he planned
Not his intention
He got so brave, drink in hand
Lost his discretion
Ask for a favor and I just could't resist
Said it was't what he was used to
Just wanted to try me on
Bi curious for me
He caught my attention

I kissed a gay guy and he liked it
The taste of my cherry chapstick
I kissed a gay guy cos he wanted to try it
I hope his boyfriend don't mind it
Told me it felt so wrong
Said to me it felt so right
Don't mean he's straight and in love tonight
I kissed a gay guy and he liked it
He liked it

No, I never even caught his name
It did't really matter
We were just playing around with an experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what hot gay guys are supposed to do
Not what G.L.A.A.D. would approve of
That night his head was so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a gay guy and he liked it
The taste of my cherry chapstick
I kissed a gay guy cos he wanted to try it
I hope his boyfriend don't mind it
Told me it felt so wrong
Said to me it felt so right
Don't mean he's straight and in love tonight
I kissed a gay guy and he liked it
He liked it

These gay guys are so sexable
Soft skin, sweet lips, so kissable
Hard to resist
A chance to cross one on over to the other team
Too hot for them to deny those who ask for it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a gay guy and he liked it
The taste of my cherry chapstick
I kissed a gay guy cos he wanted to try it
I hope his boyfriend don't mind it
Told me it felt so wrong
Said to me it felt so right
Don't mean he's straight and in love tonight
I kissed a gay guy and he liked it
He liked it

2008 Ramona Thompson