If It's Good It's Bad!byUncle Pervey©
If it feels good it must be bad,
Is what religious nuts say.
If its something that entertains,
Or a simple game you play.
If you're seeking a lady's love,
Because you have a real need.
The zealots of religion say,
"You're doing an evil deed!"
If what you eat tastes really good,
And you go back to get more.
"You're a glutton," says the zealots,
"And you're barred from Heaven's Door!"
If you like to feel the sunshine,
Caress your naked bare skin.
The zealots of religion shout,
"What you're doing is a sin!"
So mark these words and write them down,
On the pages in your brain.
"If it feels good it must be bad,
Are the words of the insane!!"