I'll Choose Diff'rent!byUncle Pervey©
My old woman stays mad at the world,
And gets mad at me just for breathing!
She can scare the "Hell" out of a "Grinch,"
Her anger is constantly "seething!"
My old woman has faced down mad dogs,
And sent them packing rabies and all!
She can scare "Guard Dogs" with her scowling,
And she does this with big dogs or small!
Both of us went to the zoo one day,
And my old woman was feelin' mad.
She growled back at a caged gorilla,
When we left that gorilla was glad!
We wandered over to the lions,
Where the King of Beasts roared and he growled.
When he saw my old woman scowling,
He just backed up and whined and he howled!
When we went for a walk late one night,
We almost got mugged there on the street.
But my old woman punched his lights out,
And we continued our stroll "too sweet!"
Sometimes its good to have a "mean" one,
But "Lordy!" That can get old REAL quick!
If I EVER get a chance again,
I'll choose "DIFF'RENT," when I make my pick!!