- Non-Erotic Poetry
- I'm A Slave 4 Drew
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Written a while back. I was in a silly mood and so wrote this Britney Spear's parody about the Drew Carey show.
Parody of I'm A Slave 4 You
I know it may sound werid
But he has fans too
And I need to watch
What I feel like watching
So give me the remote and just listen
All you people look at him like he's a little strange
Did you ever think that he would last this long?
Always saying ABC don't renew the show
Well I'm just trying to find out why
Cause watching Drews what I love
Watch it watch it
Watch it watch it
Watch it watch it
Watch it watch it
Watch it watch it
Watch it watch it
I know he may come off a little lewd
But I feel like stalking
Feel like laughing when I see
This guy on my television screen
What's cool?
What's not?
Who the hell cares?
All I know is I'm so happy when Drews on my tv
BRIDGE
I'm a slave 4 Drew
I cannot hold it
I cannot control it
I won't deny that I like it
I'm even gonna record it
Baby don't you wanna
Watch it with me at the same time and place each week
Baby, don't ya wanna watch it with me?
Leavin' behind what all the critics do and say
Watch it watch it
Watch it watch it
Watch it watch it
I really wanna watch tonight with Drew
I really wanna see what Drew is gonna do
I really wanna watch tonight with Drew
I really wanna see what Drew's gonna do
Baby don't you wanna
Watch it with me at the same time and place each week
Baby, don't ya wanna?
Watch it with me
Leaving behind what all the critics do and say
REPEAT BRIDGE
Watch it watch it
Watch it watch it
Watch it watch it
REPEAT BRIDGE 2X
2007 Ramona Thompson
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