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Click hereCum on a canvas,
Kill your TV,
Use your globe for target practice,
Get away with an imperfect crime,
Vomit up all your Gods,
Burn "The Complete Works of Shakespeare,"
Have sex on the flag,
Contemptously defecate in a court of law,
Withdraw $10,000 dollars in twenties, stamp a hammer and sickle on each dashing Andy and spread it around "The Mall of America,"
Send in a ballot without seeing who you voted for...
and walk on two legs again.