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Click hereRewrite of the John Lennon classic
Imagine there's no such hell
It's easy if you try
No sickness to befall us
Only an endless blue sky
Imagine all the women free of that terror today
Imagine there's no longer a threat to our boobies
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to cry or shake for
Every woman young and old alike
Would be able to forever keep
Her own fablous two
Imagine all the women living in peace
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us and our sisterhood will stand together as one
Imagine no body image hang-ups or obsessions
No need for dread or fear, a sisterhood of women
Imagine all the women living to see another bright day in this world
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us and our sisterhood will stand together as one
2009 Ramona Thompson
JDK44, he's pretty much following the same program as you, but his satire is brilliant when it's insulting.