tagNon-Erotic PoetryJack From Texas' Ex's!

Jack From Texas' Ex's!

byUncle Pervey©

A man named Jack from Texas,
Had too damned many ex's.
He'd sometimes feel like a "Sultan of the Sand."
When Jack met a new woman,
He'd take it as an omen,
He'd fall in love then profffer a wedding band!

Jack got in some real trouble,
When one night he saw double,
This was when he took his "New Love" up to bed.
When they walked into the gloom,
That permeated his room,
She found her twin and they skilleted Jack's head!

Now Jack has got much wiser,
He's turned into a miser,
Leastways where all his "Lady Loves" are concerned.
He's a more careful feller,
And no longer a "Heller,"
He swears the twins taught him something he well learned!!

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