Lice Lice Baby

Parody of the hit Vanilla Ice song Ice Ice Baby

Yo V.i.p.!

Let's wash it!

Lice lice baby
Lice lice baby
All right stop,
Wash, rinse and repeat
Lice is back with a brand new irritation
Something iches me like crazy
Got me bugging both daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo-I don't know
Turn off the lights and they seem to grow
To the extreme
I scream like a mad man
Light up a match and set my hair alflame like a candle

Dancing around my room
Itching and scratching like a man gone primal
They're killing my style
Like a deadly bad hairdresser
Deadly when they play a mean melody
Anything more and I'm gonna charge 'em with a felony
Don't love 'em
Can't get 'em to leave me alone
You better get out of my way
Cos here I come
Screaming like a banshee
Itching like crazy
It's a problem and yo I gotta solve it
Check out the hook while my hair, I wash it

Lice lice baby
Lice lice baby
Lice lice baby
Lice lice baby

Now that the shampoo is working
With the conditioner kicking in
Got my hopes to pumping
Quick to the roots
To the scalp
Too late
I found out the label was lying
I'm calling doctors
Using up all my city's local yellow pages
Threatening to sue 'em if they don't
Zap 'em
Quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear my diagnosis
Going home and in my rage beating my pillow
Like a cymbal
Would wear a hat to cover up the bald spots
But I know I still would't be able to hide myself
Dancing to a mad man's tempo
When I got that itching
I blame it all on my last ho
Looked just like Hans Solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my head bent down low so nobody can see
My mad man's itching tempo
The girlies on standby
But I don't wanna say hi
Will I stop?
No, I'll just drive by
Speeding like a demon
Praying that no one sees me
Kept on pursuing to the next doc
I scratched some more
Wanting to open their tinny, tiny heads
I'm heading on to a witch doc
Hoping to finally kill 'em all in their sleep

Yo-So I continued on to Bugbegone Ave.
Witch doc waiting there
Hitting on tribal girls wearing less then bikinis
Old chiefs laughing at me and my mad itching man's tempo
Insane
So I go to shut them up
Get out my gun
Start running away fast
When they come back at me with those ugly pictures of Britney Spears
Still itching like a crazed man
My lice on the scene
Scaring away all my foes fast
You know what I mean
This is still a problem and I gotta solve it
Check out the hook while my hair, I wash it

Lice lice baby
Lice lice baby
Lice lice baby
Lice lice baby

Take heed cos the same could happen to you
Lice on the scene
Just in case you did't know it
My hound's got it now
Howling up an awful sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
Passin' my bugs around like I was sellin' 'em by the gram
My hair style a mess
Just like a chemical spill
I'm having one hell of a super bad dream
Killing my cool
My street cred dead
Now that all my homies have seen my jerry curl jumping
My hands a grabbing and a scratching
Doing anything
Everything to get that mad man's itch outta my soul
Losing my composure
Just can't keep my cool and that ain't cool
No baby not at all
Agonized by their sting and bite
I gotta back away now from the mike
Cos this is a problem and I gotta solve it
So please check out the hook while my new shampoo tries to resolve it

Lice lice baby
Itching
Lice lice baby
Bitching
Lice lice baby
Groaning
Lice lice baby
Moaning

Yo man!
Get outta my hair!

Word to your doctor!

Lice lice baby
Too bad
Lice lice baby
So sad
Lice lice baby
Too bad, so sad

2007 Ramona Thompson