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Click hereYou can call me Skip or Rick,
or you can call me Magic Dick.
Given the name from this one chick,
it's sure not a name I would pick..
But let me explain my nickname quick
while I'm on this funny poetic kick.
I'm not named after a magic trick,
it's because of my pierced prick.
You may think that sounds quite sick,
but it's not.. In fact, it's slick.
It's often harder than any brick.
It's pierced, long and very thick.
And every lady that's taken a lick
and then taken a ride upon my stick
says "OH MY GOD, I'm cumming" quick.
Thus I'm known as Magic Dick..