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Makeout Artists

byBoxlicker101©

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Makeout artists seem to cause us envy in all ways.
Sam Malone from “Cheers” or like The Fonz in “Happy Days”
Men all seem to wonder, just how is it these guys score?
Most of us just strike out while some guys are fucking more.

If a guy is rich or really handsome he gets laid.
Makeout artists may be neither one but have it made.
What peculiar power makes a woman lift her dress?
Just what is it these guys have that makes the chicks say “Yes?”

If I just could find out, I would be a happy guy.
Nothing seems to give a clue, no matter how I try.
If I find out, I will start to fuck the women good.
If I don’t, I’ll simply sit at home and beat my wood.

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