tagNon-Erotic PoetryMy Old Hounddog Rover!

My Old Hounddog Rover!

byUncle Pervey©

My old hounddog Rover had a big red dick,
When he found a bitch in heat he'd mount her quick!
It seemed like every bitch that came down our street,
Was looking for Rover cause she was in heat!

My old hounddog Rover's reputation grew,
And pretty soon the bitches came there in crews.
My old hound was tuckered out but had a ball,
Old Rover did his best to service them all!

Then one afternoon I heard a strange banging,
I looked out and laughed from what I saw hanging.
A toy Poodle bitch in heat had come around,
She was stuck on Rover's big dick upside down!

My old hounddog Rover gave a silly bark,
He looked some confused, like he was in the dark.
The little Toy Poodle was all in the air,
And was looking confused too, just hanging there!

I was laughing so hard by now, I just fell,
There was nothing funnier, this side of Hell!
As that poor Toy Poodle, hanging upside down,
And my old hounddog Rover, wearing his frown.

I never figured how Rover got it in,
It was almost as long as his "lady" friend.
They finally got unstuck, and she ran away,
And Rover's left small dogs alone to this day!!

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