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- My Twisted Tunes!
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Click here(Sung to the tune of Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl”.)
Twisted Tune!
Like the craters in a green-cheese moon,
they’re weird and sometimes I just don’t know why,
they come from nowhere and they just slip by.
And so I try
to make Twisted Tunes!
They keep cheering up my gloomy moods,
and make me silly like a kid in school
and keep me laughing in the afternoons;
it’s what I do.
Oh, oh… Twisted Tunes!
I sing out loud here in my empty room,
just to make sure that they still make sense
with the new words that my mind invents.
Sometimes I’m dense.
That’s my Twisted Tunes!
I’ll keep them coming if you want me to,
and turn your sad days into happy times
with all these silly little rhymes of mine.
Yep, anytime.
And when you’re groovin’
and reading my li-i-ines…
You’ll soon be losing
the blues from your mi-i-ind.
You’ll see I’m not so tough
just because
I’m in love
with my Twisted Tunes!
They’ll keep coming when I’m in the mood
to make you giggle like the kids in school,
this kind of entertainment that I do…
it’s all for you.
Oh, oh… Twisted Tunes!
They’re my Twisted Tunes…
I’m so glad that you like
all my Twisted Tunes!
(my Twisted Tunes!)
and you know I’m in love
with my Twisted Tunes!
(my Twisted Tunes!)
I’m so glad you enjoy
all my Twisted Tunes!
(my Twisted Tunes!)
- COMMENTS
duddle146over 17 years agoWith everything that's not right with the World ~ it's refreshing to read the lyrics to a happy song.
