- Non-Erotic Poetry
- No More Mr. Straight Guy
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A parody of shock rocker Alice Cooper's classic No More Mr. Nice
Guy
I used to be such a uptight, uptight thing
Till the Queer Eye For The Straight guy gang got a hold of me
I changed my hair
Starting wearing a funky new wardrobe
Caught myself checking out other guys behinds
Really liked what I saw
Now I got a lot of new friends
Cos they read myspace
They all wanna be seen with me and I ain't gettin' shot down no more
And I'm feeling sexy mean
No more Mister Straight Guy
No, no, no
Let me make it clear
Now baby you can call me Mister Queer
No, no, no
No more Mister Straight Guy
Cos
They like how I......
Down on my knees
Loving it when
I'm so obscene
Now I got a lot of new friends
Cos they read myspace
They all wanna be seen with me and I ain't gettin' shot down no more
And I'm feeling sexy mean
My hot, new neighbor humped my leg today
My sister's boyfriend gave me the eye
My mom's afraid to tell her social circle
My dad's asking what have I got to hide
I went to church incognito
When everybody rose, The Reverend Smith recognized me
Punched me in the nose
No more Mister Straight Guy
No, no, no
Let me make it clear
Now baby you can call me Mister Queer
No, no, no
No more Mister Straight Guy
Cos
They like how I.....
Down on my knees
Loving it when
I'm so obscene
2007 Ramona Thompson
- COMMENTS
Amyfriendabout 17 years agoin myspace..oops your space in myspace..no. not my space, your space... Oh Alice, what a nice tongue you have.. Ah, better to lick you with my dear...Get down on your knees Alice and make me cry.
duddle146about 17 years agoThere always room for everyone at MySpace located far out into virtual reality.
