Not a happy Ending

Okay, you didn’t like each other,
Everyone knew that,
Always trying to one up each other
So you went into the bar one night
And who should be sitting there
But his own true love,
Well on her way to getting drunk
Cause that’s what we all did then
It was a bitch staying sober
So you turned on the charm
Said all the right things
And you take her home
And the next thing you know
You’re naked in bed and you
Do that little thing you do so well
And when you are done you say
I got a great idea, and pull out
Your scissors and razor and she
Is as smooth as the day she was born
So she sobers up and goes home
And says to true love,
Look what I did for you baby
And he gets all excited and
Starts licking her like there
Was no tomorrow and everyone
Is happy, until the mail comes
The next day with the envelope
With your name as the return address
And the hairs all tucked away inside
So he throws her out and she
Comes knocking at your door,
And of course you don’t answer
Cause you’re passed out and damn
You don’t remember anything anyway.