On the New Forcers of Consciencebypushkine©
On the New Forcers of Conscience
Under Some Wrong Parliament
Through true that all men lust, true men should not
Succumb to their more base desires. God's Love
Commands such Faithfulness, and these men prove
How tepid flows red blood when blue blood's hot—
A slow and even flow, nigh unto clot,
Whose corpuscles adult'ry disapproves
Such that flagrante Megan Fox would move
Their chilly limbs no whit; for tied's that knot,
Their troth is plighted to the wife and kids.
Or, rather, was. Some soul mate may be met
In Mexico or Warsaw, Reykjavík.
God. Suddenly all morals hit the skids.
Their legislative duties they forget,
Since evolution wires guys for chicks.
Thus, thinking with their dicks
Is nothing too surprising. After all,
The pure and naïve Adam took that Fall.
O, women! You enthrall
These best and most upright of men, whose doom
You seal with lissome bodies, and bedrooms!