- Erotic Poetry
- Perils of a morning grope (humour)
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Click hereOn the perils of a morning grope
Author's note: girls, if you've ever had a bloke who was wont to wake you up in the morning with a clumsy grope, this one's for you!
I must, I must,
Not grope your bust,
At least not without warning.
I was a twit,
To grab your tit,
While you still slept this morning.
And you were right,
To take affright,
Then jump up hot with rage.
I need to learn,
To show concern,
And try to act my age.
Oh never fear,
I heed you dear,
No need to raise your hackle.
I'll mend my ways,
I'll beg for days,
Just, please, LET GO MY TACKLE!!
- COMMENTS
LunaEroticaMysticaover 13 years agoWhile there is a time for groping - being in the embrace of sleep - is not one of them. But, a tender caress that stirs my body and brings me awake in my lover's arms; might just end up leading us both to morning bliss.
~Luna
sir_goodheadover 14 years agoyou must tell us it is humour, then consider that it is not, really.....it was not humorous at all
the tripe that passes for poetry on this site is mind boggling- I guess because "they" accept anything....
Elanoralmost 15 years agoThis was one of the funniest things I have read for ages - and unfortunately so very true! Loved it.
anneskialmost 15 years agoLOL! Oh hell yeah, loved it! Spot on too, so sadly it must be a common phenomenon - more blokes should take heed and keep their hands OFF! Well, at least till I've cleaned my teeth and had a cuppa ;-)
fire_breezeabout 15 years agoI don't often giggle but in this case, I did. It's cute, funny and witty all rolled in one. A great, humourous poem. Thank you for the laugh.
Dianthusabout 15 years agoGee, I really enjoyed your poem. This has happened to me and I wish I had come up with that solution.
