Rudolph's Itch!byUncle Pervey©
Sung to the melody of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer."
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
Was a little "Queer" sometimes.
He'd get an urge for "male" deer,
And it had to be "REAL PRIME!"
Then one foggy night he felt,
His "itch" needed scratched.
He picked Comet and Cupid,
Because they were so stupid!
Rudolph was feelin' happy,
Feelin' like a little "Bitch!"
He was gettin' "stuffed" all night,
They were both scratchin' his "Itch!!"