- Erotic Poetry
- Santa Sucks
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I asked Santa for a woman so fair,
But now I know, he just doesn't care.
My hormones were racing, and I could not wait,
But he left with a Ho Ho, and yelled "MASTERBATE"
I've longed for a woman throughout the whole year,
But no nookie from Santa as he fled outta here.
At least he could leave an inflatable doll,
But no, make me suffer, that takes some damn gall.
So now I am stuck with some clothes that don't fit
When all that I wanted was a breast and a clit.
So men if you want a beautiful lass,
Don't ask Pimp Santa, he's just a lard ass.
- COMMENTS
NiceGuyInVaover 16 years agoAuthorNever wuz mutch of a spellar. Oh well. Maybe Santa will bring me a hot and horny teacher babe to keep me after class for spelling and smooching.
Anonymousover 16 years agobut at least look at it this way, from now on you'll know how to spell MASTURBATE!
NiceGuyInVaover 16 years agoAuthorI spill my heart out, and all I get is laughter. Oh well, that's pretty much what I was hoping for, so I'm glad someone got a little chuckle out of it. :-)
