tagNon-Erotic PoetrySanta's Revenge!

Santa's Revenge!

byUncle Pervey©

Santa had to leave his sleigh home one Christmas Eve,
Because some impish rogue had rubberized his runner.
When his sleigh left the ground everything seemed to work right,
But the stop he'd make when he landed was a "Stunner!"

Santa nearly wore himself out delivering gifts,
And by the time he got back home his butt was dragging.
But Santa had been thinking about getting revenge,
He knew the imp couldn't keep his own tongue from wagging!

Santa sneaked up and overheard the rascal bragging,
And the rascal found himself wrapped up in Santa's arms.
He let out a squeal of dismay, and begged for mercy,
Santa grinned and said "I'm not going to do you no harm!"

"Now it's only fair that I should give you a real treat,
Because your joke was so DAMNED funny, and a BIG hit!"
Santa poured six ounces of "Castor Oil" down his throat,
And he chuckled as he watched that jokester - shit - and shit!!

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