Save the Boyfriends!byAnAmericanDarling©
Donate to my "Save the Boyfriends" organization,
why it's only $9.99!
With it, you'll get a lot of enjoyment,
including a boyfriend who's finer than fine.
Without my organization,
the lonely men,
well, they'd be in their den,
using their hand all the time.
But with our help,
we can sing a song,
and talk dirty to them in rhyme.
You can take him home with you,
after you pay your money,
and you can lick and kiss at them,
like a bumblebee on sweet honey.
So now you understand,
why this is so important!
Please lend a helping hand,
to those poor men in need.
With licks and kisses,
you know where that will lead!