Send Gates a Bill

Internet lovers have a thing
a special bonding glue,
one that we should all just
thank Mr. Gates for too.

Do you ever wonder
if he should not pay us?
For surely he sits and reads
taking in our lust.

You know he is just sitting
counting all his dough
as the Internet lovers
type their sexual odes.

He probably clicks and saves them
on some big floppy disk,
and reads them when he's tired
of making programs that always miss!

I think we all should gather,
and write some sexy scenes,
and send him monthly statements
for our erotic dreams!