- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Signed, Sealed, Sex Changed
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Parody of the classic song Signed, Sealed, Delivered
Like fools they would't believe
Laughed in my face and said never
Never would I have the guts to change it around
Treated me no better than a clown
Now I'm wonderin' if they're like the new me
Stronger, tougher, better
Ooh yeah here I am baby
Just back from the operation
Here I am baby
Signed, sealed, sex changed
Used to be called Georgia
Now here I am baby
Signed, sealed, sex changed
I'm George
Lost for so long
Than came that time
That time when I had to
Stop, turn around and make a change
Now I'm back and I'm not ashamed to say
Woman, I feel like a natural man
Ooh baby here I am
After the operation
Signed, sealed, sex changed
Used to be called Georgia
Now here I am baby
Signed, sealed, sex changed
I'm George
Here I am baby
A brand spanking new man
Here I am baby
Got the future in my hands
Dated a lot of foolish men
That I did't care for
All of them so very mean
Turning me green
Left me with only one road left to take
No longer able to stomach
Faking as the woman
I knew I was't born to be
Done and seen a lot of hunks in this world
Every woman's dream come true
Yet when I touched them
All I wanted to do was scream and make a scene
Cos it all seemed so very obscene
Pretending to be what I was't
So here I am baby
Before the operation
Used to be called Georgia
Now here I am baby
Signed, sealed, sex changed
I'm George
Here I am baby
Signed, sealed, sex changed
Used to be called Georgia
Now here I am baby
After the operation
I'm George
Here I am baby
Signed, sealed, sex changed
Ooh yes here I am baby
A brand spanking new man
You can call me George
With the future
Burning bright in my hands tonight
Done and seen a lot of hunks in this world
Every woman's dream come true
Yet when I touched them
All I wanted to do was scream and make a scene
Cos it all seemed so very obscene
Pretending to be what I was't
So here I am baby
Before the operation
Used to be called Georgia
Now here I am baby
Signed, sealed, sex changed
I'm George
Oh baby the good lord above may someday set my soul on fire
But I don't care
Cos at last I feel
Ooh I feel real
Got my heart's one true desire
Here I am baby
Before the operation
They used to call me Georgia
Now signed, sealed, sex changed
Baby here I am
You can call me
Oh yes baby you can
You can call me................GEORGE!
2007 Ramona Thompson
- COMMENTS
beautyandwineover 16 years agoBetter than the original, I dare say. I have to say that I love these lines:
<i>Every woman's dream come true
Yet when I touched them
All I wanted to do was scream and make a scene
Cos it all seemed so very obscene
Pretending to be what I was't</i>
A fun approach to a topic too few take the time to understand.
