Skooter's Tooter!byUncle Pervey©
There was a girl named Skooter,
Who had a talented "Pooter."
She could make it sound like a trombone!
Skooter could play any song,
And she could play slow and long,
She could really make it growl and moan!
Then one day she got busy,
And flew into a "tizzy!"
Skooter strained too hard and gave a groan.
Her "Pitch" now is much "Higher,"
But Skooter won't retire.
Now she "wails" just like a "Saxophone!!"