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- Stand up and pee
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"What does it matter?"
said the Mad Hatter,
"that Alice is smarter than me?
For I can stand up when I pee."
"Its is a great habit,"
said the White Rabbit,
"and shen in doubt, the wise boss, he
would surely choose the one who can stand up and pee!"
Who cares for education,
or earlier recommendation?
What better qualification can there possibly be
than to be able to stand up when you pee?
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1 Comments
Amyfriendabout 17 years agoLittle did the Mad Hatter know....
that Alice could too...although it wasn't considered ladylike
