String Wizard

More of a song than a poem, think Steel Panther

String wizard-
(Disclaimer. The thoughts and opinions in this song do not represent the those of the writer or performer, who are actually very open minded in the sex department. They are the views of the fictions and rather sexist String Wizard)

I got my hempen rope
It's just to help you cope
With the-
String wizard in your bedroom

The hour is getting late
It just seems like fate
Cos there's a-
String wizard in your bedroom

A wrapping round your ankles
Come to bind your hands
Like snakes from deepest jungle
Or deep in desert sands
A long tongue here to guide you
Whispers in your ear
Another snake between your legs
But you don't get wet from fear

Yeah!

String wizard!
Oh yeah!
String wizard!
Alright!
String wizard!
Hell yeah!
String wizard all night!

There's teeth marks on your neck now
And a hand print on your ass
In the the half tone light of a reading lamp
The view is quite first class
Sweet caress of leather whip
Hot clean strike from wood
Leave the skin a little red
But the soul is feelin' good

Yeah

String wizard!
Oh yeah!
String wizard!
Alright!
String wizard!
Hell yeah!
String wizard all night!

Oh baby!
(Guitar solo)

[bridge]
A slitherin' round arms
Bound across your chest
You won't find no sting wizard like me
From the east coast to the west
Up above is Norse land
where they don't tie women down
Those big mean ol Viking brutes
Just throw them all around
And down bellows the Aussies
Where they don't know what to do
I hear down there in deepest South
The woman they ride you!
Oh!

String wizard!
Oh yeah!
String wizard!
Alright!
String wizard!
Hell yeah!
String wizard all night!

String wizard!
Oh yeah!
String wizard!
Alright!
String wizard!
Hell yeah!
String wizard all night!

String wizard!
Oh yeah!
String wizard!
Alright!
String wizard!
Hell yeah!
String wizard all night!

String wizard!
Oh yeah!
String wizard!
Alright!
String wizard!
Hell yeah!
String wizard....
ALL NIGHT!!!