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Click hereI never fly to work
too much stuff to carry: lunch, briefcase
if I stop for groceries on the way home
how would I carry that?
on rainy days, I'd just get soaked
in the car, I can listen to my CDs
read the sports page at stoplights
I don't wear the outfit in the office
I'd feel like a total dork
Dockers and a polo shirt for me
nobody really knows what to call me
mostly, they just say "hey man"
I envy guys named Steve
my boss is OK
he might be kind of scared of me
I used to have one
that was a complete jerk
ego-tripping because
He Told Superman What To Do
super strength is way over-rated
how much strength does it take
to type on a computer?
once I helped a guy
change a flat in the parking lot
you might think it would be cool
to have X ray vision
but, how could I look a coworker in the face
after I'd just been looking in her panties?
nobody really wants me to play
on the company softball team
I don't really like going out with the gang
after work
some idiot always has a couple beers
then wants to arm wrestle me
even though he knows
I could throw him through the ceiling
yeah, I have a big dick too
fat lot of good it does me
yet another Super Power
that don't mean squat
in the real world
..writing, and a fun frolic....I'd like to give Superman a try, but with his X-ray vision and all, he just doesn't seem to be interested!?!? Maybe a lead dress is the answer.
I envy guys named Steve, too. Or Jane or Amanda. An unusual name can be somewhat of a burden. I'm glad Superman is up to the task!!
even superman is complaining about his life and his boss. lol