- Non-Erotic Poetry
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If you are the kind of man who
infuses flirtation into Merlot banter
mixes innuendo with bravado
and people mistake for gay
The kind of man a who
weaves tradition with neon thread
excels at irreverent cocktail discussion
and advocates both Jane Austen and vampires
A man who
I imagine in walks on the moor and windblown embraces
and other such garbage
Who
could seduce me without a fanged bite
If you were interested
Or if you dared
How the fuck should I know
If you are that kind of man
and I think you are
go away
- COMMENTS
WillOtheWispover 10 years agoNeon thread. Merlot banter. This is quite subtle. I enjoyed this.
Neonuroticabout 13 years agoI like your poetry, the imagery you put in each stanza is intriguing and your voice is strong throughout; this poem is right on with that.
twelveooneabout 13 years ago(death card)
I'm the kinda man
who drinks beer and belches
only get's phony
when I write poetry
So fuck it.
I'll stay.
See how inspirational poetry works...
I liked this, a pissin good 5!!!!
