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- Teenage Vasectomy
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A parody of The Ramone's classic song Teenage Lobotomy.
Vasectomy, vasectomy
Vasectomy, vasectomy
NSV did a job a on me
Now they all call me a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no sperm to swim
All the girls hate me
Cos now I can't give them what they all want
I'm a teenage vasectomy
Whores and sluts are after me
My NSV makes them all so happy
Got big plans to change a rich boy's mind
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no plans to inpregnant 'em
Gonna get my Ph.d
Never gonna be held down
Just wanna live my life free
So I became what you see
I'm a teenage vasectomy
2007 Ramona Thompson
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