The Circle Jerky

A very erotic parody of the classic song The Hokey Pokey

(spoken)

Everybody form a circle jerk....

Take your little friend out,
Your little friend out,
Your little friend out,
And stoke it all over,
You do the circle jerky
And your turn yourselfs on

Now take out the one of the guy next to you,
The guy next to you,
The hot guy guy next to you,
Then you stoke it up and down
Then you both do the circle jerky
Turn yourselfs on,
That's what mastubation is all about

You put your head down
You suck it on in,
Put your head down
And lick that thing all over
Do the circle jerky
And turn yourselfs on
That's what this mastubation game is all about

Let's do the circle jerky!
Cos we wanna touch it like that!
Let's do the circle jerky!
Cos we wanna feel it like that!
Let's do the circle jerky!
Cos that's what masturbation amoug your friends is all about!

You put your head down
You suck it on in,
Put your head down
And lick that thing all over
Do the circle jerky
And turn yourselfs on
That's what this mastubation game is all about

Now you roll your tongue around it
And you lick it good
Real good
And ooh ooh ooh oh my God!
You do the circle jerky
Turn yourselfs on
That's what masturbation amoug your best buddies is all about

(spoken)

Now for the really fun part guys!

You bend your butt over
Let your friend stick it in
Bend your butt over
Let your friend stick it in
You hump it all around
Do the circle jerky
Turn yourselfs on and on and on

Let's do the circle jerky!
Come on, come on everybody!
Let's do the circle jerky!
You know you're gonna like it!
So don't try to fight it!
Just come on, come on boyz and let's do the circle jerky!
Cos that's what this song is all about!

2007 Ramona Thompson