the world's national past time

the temperature between my legs
is steadily climbing
that's because i'm masturbating
as i am rhyming
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i'm watching
a porn d v d
masturbating brings out
my creativity
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girl on girl and anal
are what i like watching the most
they inspire me to take my own pictures
because i love to post
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my fingers smell like pussy
so does my keyboard
when i'm about to cum
i call out to the Lord
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masturbating should be
the world's national past time
that's why i'm paying tribute to it
with these five stanzas of rhyme