There Was, Part 3!byUncle Pervey©
There was a young girl named Marlene,
She thought she'd soon be a movie queen.
She had real nice tits, but also had zits,
And these marks spoiled all of her dreams!
There was a sweet thing named Debbie Lynn,
She was bothered with things on her chin.
She said, ""That's simple! It's just a dimple!"
But dimples don't turn out they turn in!
There was Jamie a prize-fighting fool,
He was dumb cause he didn't like school.
He said "It's just bunk! And stuff for a punk!"
Jamie's punch-drunk now and he just drools!
There was a young lady from Philly,
Who thought she was really a "Dilly!"
She had a fine ass, this beautiful lass,
But with no brains she was just silly!
There was Kathy a real "Sugar Plum,"
This girl wasn't stupid or dumb!
She loved all the guys, but she was so shy,
She'd just stand around and suck her thumb!
There was Art and he is the last one,
He could make nearly anything run!
He got in the way, of a truck one day,
Now these ditties are finished and done!!"