- Erotic Poetry
- Things I've Learned About Pussies
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As a pussyologist and
Connoisseur of pussies
For more years than
I care to admit, I
Have learned many things
About the jewel residing
Between every woman's legs:
The major thing I have
Learned is that no two
Pussies are the same,
Forget the lie that says,
"If you have seen one pussy
You have seen them all."
Yes there are similarities
In an anatomical sense,
But like fingerprints, and
Upon closer observation,
You discover no two are the same.
This is evidenced once
You study a shaven pussy or
One that has lost its carpet.
The application of this truth
Is obvious: We must treat
Each pussy with deep respect
And pleasure it according to
Its particular desires and needs.
The owner will tell you how
To love her pussy...Ask!
