- Non-Erotic Poetry
- This is my Beef
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Oh I care for beef
For which I chew with teeth.
Beef! Can be part of a meal,
It’s older than veal,
Has little tufts of fat along the side,
Beef! Can be on your plate,
Is really chomping great,
Comes from cows which I wonder how it
might feel to ride.
Beef has flavor,
Beef is favored, by people who like it.
Beef is sliceable.
Beef is priceable, by people who sell it.
It’s beef that’s raised on farms,
Beef (unless you choke on it) won’t cause you harm.
Beef can’t walk,
And if it could talk, as you chewed it, would say “ouch.”
It’s beef that meets my stomach enzymes.
Beef, there to pay for its crimes.
Beef is chewed, when you’re in the mood, or
Can be carried in a pouch.
I know some beef
And it’s certainly not a jerk.
I know some beef
And it’s certainly not a cake.
You know I care for beef,
You know I came for beef.
Beef is not a political nemesis,
Beef will not cause psorriahsis.
I really care for beef, and it would take a thief
To steal my caringness for beef.
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