Triple Screw

The Triple Screw

Felix Limpet* was in a fix
His preferences a queer mix
Didn't know if he preferred women to men
He tried them both again and again
Cock or cunts, asses or tits
He licked them all, never spit
Swallowed cum from erect penis
Combed his hair with Eau de Mons Venus
Again and again he tried to choose
Sucking cock better than boobs?
Licking cunt more exciting?
Monster cock more inviting?
The smell of unkempt puss unlocked?
The odor of ball sweat in a jock?
He enjoyed thrusting a tight vagina
Or a firm cock in his behind a
Thing he tried on many occasions
With a well hung hunk of origin Asian
He enjoyed a blowjob from a goateed guy
Like a bushy pussy fuck on the fly
Pubic hair was always exciting
It embarrassed him when he had teeth whitening
He didn't mind rimming a man
It always made his penis stand
Going down on a menstruating gal
Never a reason to bail
In short he loved both sexes
Cunts and cocks never vexed
In his experimentation
Tried them all, no hesitation
Didn't worry if gay or straight
Smiled and made a date with fate
Finally, looking in a mirror one day
Said out loud, "I am not gay
I fuck the girls on every date.
But dear boy, you are not straight"
Then he paused, "Oh my, oh my
I guess that you are truly bi"
So Felix finally made his peace
To this very day will feast
On what ever dish spreads before him
Whether a chorus girl or doorman
He's excused himself to make a dinner call
And blew a waiter in a bathroom stall
Returned to his female date when able
Fingered her under the table
Then fucked her in the parking lot
Withdrew to cum on her face a lot
Felix liked to screw
Any race or religion would do
His roster looked like the United Nation
His foreplay provoked new sensation
Priests or nuns, rabbi's too
Even a Saudi prince he'd do
When the Sheik acted meek
Felix offered ass cheek
Then that famous Hollywood actress
He fucked in public on a mattress
In the middle of a mattress store
Then blew the salesman at the door
Finally a need for intervention
Friends and lovers feared detention
They sent him to a special camp
Where doctors tried to stamp
His preferences into a normal mode
To alter his behavior to a code
   accepted by society
   reflecting new sobriety
In short, they sent him as a learning tool
 to Harvard Political Science School
 with the intuition
He'd make the perfect politician
In fact, you all know his fame
I don't want to get the blame
For revealing his famous name
But if you're being fucked
  and you notice your fucker
  is getting fucked too
Then you've met the master
  of the triple screw

 
* Limpet- an animal that can change its sex; male to female depending on the circumstances