Twisted Tune: Wet Dreams

(Sung to the tune of Foreigner’s “Head Games”.)

Daylight, alright.
I don’t know, I don’t know if it’s real.
Been a long night and something isn’t right.
You won’t show, you won’t show how you feel.
No time ever seems right;
but now’s as good a time as ever to get this straight.
To talk about why I have this trouble at night,
and put an end to what keeps me up way too late.

Wet Dreams! It’s you that makes me moan.
Wet Dreams! And I don’t wanna sleep alone.
Wet Dreams! And I can’t take anymore
West Dreams!

I daydream for hours it seems
I keep thinking of you, yeah, thinking of you.
These daydreams, what do they mean?
They keep haunting me, and they warning me?
Daylight turns into night;
I try to find the answer but it’s nowhere in sight.
It’s always the same; my thoughts keep on stackin’.
You know what I’m wantin’, still I keep on whackin’.

Wet Dreams! Won’t you help me thought the night?
Wet Dreams! You gotta help me get this right.
Wet Dreams! And I can’t take anymore
Wet Dreams!

So near, but so far away.
We pass each other in Blogs and don’t know what to say.
It’s so clear, I’m wanting to say
you got what I need, so come on over here and let’s play.

Wet Dreams! Always you who makes me yank.
Wet Dreams! ‘Til there’s blisters on my crank.
Wet Dreams! Don’t make me have no more
Wet Dreams!

Wet Dreams! Want you here on top of me.
Wet Dreams! Just the two of us, Lady.
Wet Dreams! can’t have anymore
Wet Dreams!

Wet Dreams! Bring your body over here.
Wet Dreams! Don’t make me shed these tears.
Wet Dreams! Instead of making love, I have
Wet Dreams!