Vexation!

A young fellow developed a problem,
He couldn't complete penetration.
This made him angry, and gave him a scare,
And it started up his vexation!

The "lad" took his "Problem" to his Doctor,
And his "Doc" suggested "Castration."
The poor young "feller" nearly lost his mind,
And this added to his vexation!

He told his Doctor he'd "think" about it,
He didn't think much of mutation!
The more he thought about it turned him green,
And this added to his vexation!

He decided one day to go to church,
And seek some relief through Salvation!
But his Priest just said "NO," in confession,
And he left church with MORE vexation!

He felt so gloomy, he went for a drink,
Trying to find some relaxation.
He'd lost a LOT of weight, and was shakey,
And he was feeling "PURE" vexation!

An old man sidled up to where he sat,
And said "Boy, you've lost all sensation!"
The young fellow started talking to him,
And told him about his vexation!

The old man grinned and gave him some advice,
"You're just losin' your circulation!
You're just wearin' your underpants too tight,
And that's what's causing your vexation!"

The "lad" listened to his NEW friend's wisdom,
And went out without hesitation.
He bought some underpants a size larger,
And got relief, from his vexation!

He looked up the "Doc," who'd wanted his balls,
And gave him a real translation.
He booted his ass clean up to his ears,
And gave that "Doc," his OWN VEXATION!!