- Erotic Poetry
- What She Said and What She Meant
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What she said and what she meant
She said "Sorry James,
I should give it a miss"
Meaning "Come here big boy
And give me a kiss"
" I shouldn't be here,
"I mustn't be long"
She meant "Put your hand
Inside my thong"
"Just one cuddle then,
Just one hug"
Meant "Take me James
On the tartan rug"
"Darling James
You shouldn't have come"
Meant "Shall I bend low
And show you my bum?"
She said "This is crazy.
This is silly!" Meaning
"Pull down your pants
And show me your willy"
She said "I shouldn't stay,
I must be quick"
She meant dear James
Can I stroke your dick?"
"This is scandalous,
This isn't me", she meant
"Take me right now
Against the tree"
"But I'm good, and faithful,
And I arrange flowers"
Meaning "Shag me all day
For hours and hours"
"This is naughty
This is wrong"
Meant "Let's go bonking
All night long!"
- COMMENTS
MayhemLassabout 18 years agoI LOVE your material and will be reading everything you've got - this reminds me (just in terms of the humour) - of e.e. cummings "may i feel said he" - has the same irreverant humour and fun to it!
Anonymousabout 19 years agoHi Clarissa,
I just read "What she said and what she meant". How true ... of so many women!
Hope to talk to you soon.
Extraone
phuzeeeabout 19 years agoI think that there are lots of ladies out there who would fall into this catagory...thy want it hot and dirty but they have this feeling that they should not indulge. What a pity it is that they do not share there desires and passions more freely with the ones they desire. Oh what a fun world it would be if only it were so!!!
Anonymousover 19 years agoDEarest Clarissa,
As usual, entertaining, very amusing, cewrtainly to the point.
I aM SURPRISED THAT YOU SHOULD TELL P[EOPLE i AM LIKE THAT.
lOVE
lYN
i gave it foive XXX
WickedEveover 19 years agodoesn't usually appeal to me, but you do have some cute lines, like: Meant "Take me James On the tartan rug"
Thanks for sharing this bawdy piece of humor. ;)
scott40over 19 years agoGreat job Clarissa! Very playful in tone, yet addresses well that dualness we often think of in male/female interactions. Was a pleasure to read.
skip.69over 19 years agoGot to give you a five for this.
Lovely, funny, Lady C. is a real sexy woman. Wish I knew her.
Crimson_minxover 19 years agovery amusing and funny, totally exploits women who are all "I really shouldn't be doing this" whne we all know they really want to be screwed all night long.
For those of you out there like so, stop it you're so transparent even guys can read through you.
very good poem.
