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Winters In Minnesota!

byUncle Pervey©

You should spend "Winter" in Minnesota,
If you ever think that you've been cold.
The "Wind chill" factor will hit 100,
And THAT'S 100 degrees below!

One Winter visit was ENOUGH for me,
We had half inch frost inside the glass!
We had to wear masks all the time outside,
And EACH DAY we almost FROZE our ass!

Every Northern state in the U-S-A,
Loves bragging how THEIR WINTERS are "BOLD,"
But NONE of them can hold a candle to,
The Minnesota State's Winter cold!!

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