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Click here***For those that know me, you know I can't take much seriously. That's where this song comes in. I wrote it for a friend who was having a bad day and it cheered her up. This is like a 50's doo wop number. Check it out. E23.***
The things I try to do (try to do)
Don't work out like I want them to (want them to)
But who can I blame? Who? (Who? Who? Who?)
Xanadau! (Xa na dau!)
Sometimes the sun shines (the sun shines)
But sometime it rains (it ra ai ains)
If only everyone (only ev ry one)
Would use there brains (Use their brains)
Oh, the world is full of suckitude!
I'm being honest, I'm not being rude!
People always get me IN a mood!
Oh, I think I'll just sit and brood.
When I got out tomorrow (to mor oh)
I'll try to put on a grin (on a grin)
But I'll probably end up with (end up with)
Dirt on my chin (on my chin)
But I'll keep fighting! (Keep fight ing)
Because that's how I am! (How I am!)
Though it could be worse! (Could be worse!)
*giggle* I could be a man. (Be a man!)
Oh, the world is full of suckitude!
I'm being honest, I'm not being rude!
People always get me IN a mood!
Oh, I think I'll just sit and brood.