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Click hereYou Got’ta Pay for Pussy - #2
Every man who owns a dog or two
Should let fido take a walk a few
minutes while contemplating
the question;
Is pussy purchase is a valid suggestion?
A man without a dog is abandoned
without a companion
who loves and cherishes
till death detection
A man without a pussy has pointless direction
Note-- a list of things we know by rote:
To purchase a pussy decide what you like
Color hair; be it short, long or spike
A pussy should laugh at all of your jokes
available for all kinds of pokes
clean and always licking
throw up hairballs without kicking
Pussy has a special smell
Sniff your finger very well
Only buy a pussy with short nails
unless you want to get impaled
Compared to dogs
puss lives forever more
chose a young one
she’ll be there for yours
Pussy costs, bye and bye
some prefer a lease to a buy
Leasing you think
you know what your getting into
the money up front
it won’t sting you
Direct ownership implies an oath
After purchase she’ll need a cloak
clothing for various weather
a hairless variety, a boa with feathers
a wig, if a pussy get cold, turns pink
you’ll end up purchasing a mink
Sad, most pussy get pregnant, no fun
fills the house with mewing young
Some believe in drowning
that can get you in trouble
find a boarding school on the double
When a pussy get older and unwilling
Purchase or lease a new pussy for filling
When the old puss is tired
you want a young puss that is wired
Pussy won’t eat all you offer
Some are fussy and others bossier
Most man need a pussy to meet
a special feat
lying down or on his feet
Pussies have sharp teeth a plenty
treat them nice
feed them gently
Men care for pussy when they mature
pussy is something they adore
Your best with one puss at a time
having two is really a crime
Old-fashioned Mormons will tell
two pussies in the same house
fight like hell
Well, that is all I have to say
If it’s pussy I can’t stay away
Even if I have one at home
I thank God for the
cell phone