- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Your "friend"
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Click hereIf it is plastic, metal, glass,
or the end of a bottle;
even if it’s realistic,
with veins and all;
or much bigger than me;
if the humming makes you shiver;
black or green or putridly pink;
lasts all night or until the
batteries expire:
I don’t mind.
But if it’s rubber,
hot-water-filled and
clasped tightly to your bosom,
I hate it ‘til it hurts.
- COMMENTS
vrosej10over 13 years agoAn ode to woman's best friend; made me smile.
UnderYourSpellover 13 years agoI would have thought you would have hated the vib more! Used instead of you!
GuiltyPleasureover 13 years ago....this one, I think, from The PDF and it still makes me smile. Acceptance of the intimacy of a hot water bottles is always difficult but they do get cold and unfriendly over night whereas you.....
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