Zorba the Greek!

Sung to the music of "Ballad Of Davey Crockett" by Fess Parker.

Zorba the Greek was the feller's name,
Catchin' men with pants down was his game,
Healthy or crippled they're all the same,
He fucks their asses and don't get blamed.
Zorba, Zorba the Greek,
An asshole bandit man.

He went to Congress to have some fun,
He got in trouble squeezing a bun,
He had to leave town dead on the run,
He never once got a chance to cum.
Zorba, Zorba the Greek,
An asshole bandit man.

Zorba the Greek got real tired one day,
Hitched him a ride on the Santa Fe,
Found a drunk passed out and made his play,
Got tossed off the train for actin' gay.
Zorba, Zorba the Greek,
An asshole bandit man.

Zorba was in Texas and feelin' low,
He just couldn't find no tight asshole,
He wandered south to the Alamo,
And how his story ended we all know.
Zorba, Zorba the Greek,
One dead ass bandit man!!