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Click hereLisa and Jimmy were crying and begging while Annie was using all seven dirty words George Carlin used to talk about in all kinds of interesting ways. Finally she stopped and pulled the hammer back.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! GET BOTH YOUR SORRY ASSES OUT OF THAT BED AND GO DOWN TO THE GARAGE, RIGHT FUCKING NOW. AND DON'T TRY TO RUN OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BALLS OFF."
Annie walked them down to the basement. She refused to let them get dressed. She seemed detached.
"Open the garage door."
They started to complain. It was cold. It was raining. It was still daylight. It was a mistake, they were both sorry.
She walked up to Jimmy and put the barrel against his balls.
" If you don't open this door by the time I count to three I'm gonna pull the trigger. It doesn't have a bullet. What it has is a double charge of powder and about an ounce of rock salt. Probably won't kill you unless you bleed to death, but if you have any balls left at all they'll be useless. One. Tw-"
The garage door flew open. She smiled.
"Now I'm gonna give you a chance. I'll count to five. When I get to five I'm gonna shoot you in the ass. If you run fast enough, in this rain, you'll get just a dusting. If you're slow, or slip, rock salt will be dissolving out of your ass for a week. Oh, and by the way, I'm filling for divorce. Now, let's just see how good my aim is without the bitch pills."
He started apologizing, it was a mistake, he stilled loved her.
She smiled. "One."
Sheer terror gave him speed. He was flying down the sidewalk while she counted.
"Two. Three. Four." BANG!
His scream was unreal. She had hit him dead center in the ass. Doc thought she might have underestimated the power of a double charge of powder.
She looked over and smiled at Lisa.
"Why aren't you running , bitch? One, two....
- COMMENTS
Anonymous11 days agoBy all accounts she was smart, good looking, and heavily armed....my kind of woman...
Anonymous3 months agoUnder Missouri law, property acquired by “bequest, devise or descent” is separate property not subject to a division.
Anonymous7 months agoYou could come back to this and really flesh it out in the style you are good at. Four for me only because a lot of your other stuff had more depth. Enjoyed it though.
DadieO9 months agoWhere the finish. I hate it when there is a good story line and bam just drops.4 forethought 1 for finish
Anonymousabout 1 year agoCouldn't agree more with a previous comment. Great story. Hilarious at times and why would anyone cheat on a woman who has guns is a great shot and has anger issues. Guess there is really no such thing as a cure for stupid lol 😆 BardnotBard
Anonymousover 1 year agoI am still smiling. Why would anyone cheat on a person who had lots of guns and a great shot? Idiot!
Purplefizzover 1 year agoGood story, but somewhat too short and desperately needed a follow up with a HEA. Cheers Ppfzz
Kahunabobover 1 year agoYeah, this was a fun little sketch. We all knew how this would end up, if not how it would play out. I'd liked to have seen the story a bit more fleshed out. On the other hand, sometimes a snack is fine, you don't need a full meal.
oldpantythiefover 1 year agoEven a blind man could see that one coming, but it was still fucking awesome. Just sorry that it ended when it did.
Anonymousover 1 year agoPlease continue, the hoe hasn't got her box filled with rock salt yet. Pistol whip the slut bitch!!
Anonymousover 1 year agoNo real end. 4 stars. Damn but I wish all the writers here would end their stories properly.
Bill S.
