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Click hereI gave you a kiss and said, "I'm your faithful wife, dear. No other man has ever put his cock into my pussy, and no other man ever will."
I would so much prefer to fuck the wife of an arrogant pseudo macho asshole like that than fuck the wife of a good or nice guy.
Very interesting style, definitely different. I certainly enjoyed it and will check some of your other stories.
Entertaining. I will try to think of more ways she could have been “faithful”. What about Duke, the neighbors big dog? He is not a “man”. Spit roasted between a man and his dog. Priceless. I gave it a five. I often comment on stories as if they are real but come on people.
WAIT! OMG, it WAS real? Oh no Mr. Bill. They killed Kenny! Some of you should organize his funereal.
A classic, I can’t believe I’ve never found this before. Hilarious, well done.
did the poor little woman author get her feelings hurt, when the nasty menz didn't like her bad hubby story.
Never mind, maybe you can go and get hubby's dinner ready for him.
God bless America! This here story explains why evrbody else wants to be jus like us.
(If I keep reading your posts I'm gonna run out of fives.)
non-sequitur sort of way it sort of reminded me of that Shakespeare "joke" in Merchant of Venice where wot's his name said the merchant could have his pound of flesh .. .. .. but not a drop more nor less. So keeping to the letter of the agreement allowed for lots of other things going on not specifically covered.
Yes very satirical.... and the last scene where it goes up the other aperture, while a strap-on goes up the first aperture was of course only to be expected....a pity though that the author views hubbies or even one hubby thus. But well-written with plenty of humour.
I get the attempt at satire, but it just isn't really funny, erotic or even amusing. It would have been better if the husband wasn't some walking generalization of what you seem to imagine "real men" actually are like.